oh god the rape fog is back!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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