hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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