I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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