Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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