Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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