Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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she peed on how many people?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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