No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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