Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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