I looked at my own cervix.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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