Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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