literally had 100 drinks last night.
kristin has been a bad kristin
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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