WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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