Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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