I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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