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I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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