That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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