is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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