Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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