You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
this hospital has no fireball
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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