Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Randomize
