Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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