Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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