fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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