Do vagina's smell?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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