I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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