So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.