i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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