lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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