Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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