He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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