my mouth tastes like poor choices
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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