Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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