My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The ass gains better be worth it
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