matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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