Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
third nipple confirmed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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