i don't like sucking hair
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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