So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
third nipple confirmed
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.