This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
