I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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