some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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