Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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