just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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