Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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