Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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