She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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