Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
wakey wakey hands off snakey
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
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Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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