He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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