We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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