I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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