It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did I show you my penis last night?
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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