well most of my day revolves around power hour
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Shame - the story of my life.
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