so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I think I have vodka in my lungs
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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