you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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