If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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