I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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