Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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